Monday 23 June 2008

Sugar In Your Gas Tank

Yesterday a bus spoke to me. Really, it scared the life out of me. I was walking along, and got the point the 17 bus turns around, and I suddenly heard “NEXT STOP – THE THREE TUNNS”. It was not a pleasant experience, as I jumped and swore loudly, and got funny looks off people walking on the other side of the street.
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This leads my nicely on to my next point, the public transport pricing system. I find it really annoying. About 3-5 years ago, an adult single on the 17 bus into town was 80p. That’s not bad; it’s only a 10 minute journey. Nowadays and adult single is £1.60. For one, £1.60 is an awkward number to get change out for, and for two, that’s expensive for a 10 minute journey. Just recently, they changed the bus fare to £1.60 instead of £1.50, which seems like a meaningless change. But NO! I figured out the mystery. As £1.60 is such an awkward number, most people would end up paying £2, as they don’t have the right change. They want us all to go eco friendly, and take public transport, but that strategy really ISNT going to work.
Honestly, sometimes I think people in marketing have the brain power of a chimp with Down syndrome.
This, my friends, is sufficient proof that office life IS like Dilbert books.
None of you will understand that reference. This may be mainly because Dilbert books are NOT funny.
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See what I’m getting at?
I’ve strayed a bit off topic here, but yeah, public transport sucks
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Sunday 22 June 2008

Yo Yo Ninja Boy

hello hello there people =]

Jing here! just thought i would write my first post here.

i recieved a mail from some random polish guy on my myspace.. and it just occured to me how pervy foreign guys really are. i mean, they really are horny horny perverts.. and they were like 30.. its just not fun for anyone. especially not me.

(names and photos have been changed for privacy.. aha)

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"hello sexy ladyy.. i hope you dont mind me adding you on msn. i found the address on your myspace page..."
(my msn isnt on my mspace.. so wtf?!)
and i thought you were beautiful. my name is Alexander. how are you my dear? may i see you on your webcam on msn?
(.....)
"i wish i could see you now. or if you were here with me. you really are beautiful you know."
(erm.. okay....)
"you should really do some modelling.. how about you drop by mine and i can take some pictures of you?"
(.....)
(?!??!?!?!)
(BLOCKED)

so yeah.. thats how pervy they are.

RANT OVER

stay tuned for more =]

til next time.. tara!

Jing--xxx

Saturday 21 June 2008

Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

Hello, and welcome to a new revolution.
A revolution of technology
A revolution of Intelligence
A revolution of human kind

A BLOG!
So yes, we decided to start a blog. Our new revolutionary blog involves rambles everything from rambles to reviews to Jesse.
As you might have noticed, our text is coloured. If you have half a brain, you will soon figure out a pattern to the colours. However, for the benefit of the stupid ones out there, here is a quick explanation.
I (Olly) will write in RED
Jesse will write in GREEN
And Jingwen will write in PINK =]



Now, that’s fully understood, we can move on to the actually content of the blog.
This is a basic introduction to the writers of these blogs.
Olly – A fifteen year old narcissistic reviewer/blogger. Likes hats.
Jesse – A mentally unintelligent fifteen year old, with a stupid hair cut. Slightly funny looking, and likes Pokémon.
Jingwen – She CHINESE XD (and amazingly cool....ish). Is also a superhero, with the T-shirt to prove it.
So yes, this is the brand new blog of JESOLING
That’s all for now, watch this space for more entries.