celeb inspired fads we'd like to forget...

just a bit of a laugh ^_^
and i thought id post just because noone else was going to.. -.-

number 1 in a series of 11! =O

yes yes!

#1.
Spandex Bicycle Shorts

Who's To Blame: Axl Rose, Milli Vanilli



Spandex was developed in 1959 by a DuPont scientist who wanted a way to display the genitalia of male bicyclists without violating public nudity laws. By the late '80s, spandex bicycle shorts could be seen across the music community, from headbangers to pop stars to the female dancers in pretty much any rap music video.
Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose may not have been the first to sport the look, but his white "I've spray painted my junk" shorts are certainly the ones most burned in our memory.



At least we can all agree there was at least one benefit of the less revealing attire of the grunge era that began in 1991 and helped spell the beginning of the end of the careers of some of the artists supporting this trend. Axl Rose and his junk have been in hiding ever since, and for that, we thank him

oh how fetching.

Jingles signing out

_x_

Sugar In Your Gas Tank

Yesterday a bus spoke to me. Really, it scared the life out of me. I was walking along, and got the point the 17 bus turns around, and I suddenly heard “NEXT STOP – THE THREE TUNNS”. It was not a pleasant experience, as I jumped and swore loudly, and got funny looks off people walking on the other side of the street.

This leads my nicely on to my next point, the public transport pricing system. I find it really annoying. About 3-5 years ago, an adult single on the 17 bus into town was 80p. That’s not bad; it’s only a 10 minute journey. Nowadays and adult single is £1.60. For one, £1.60 is an awkward number to get change out for, and for two, that’s expensive for a 10 minute journey. Just recently, they changed the bus fare to £1.60 instead of £1.50, which seems like a meaningless change. But NO! I figured out the mystery. As £1.60 is such an awkward number, most people would end up paying £2, as they don’t have the right change. They want us all to go eco friendly, and take public transport, but that strategy really ISNT going to work.
Honestly, sometimes I think people in marketing have the brain power of a chimp with Down syndrome.
This, my friends, is sufficient proof that office life IS like Dilbert books.
None of you will understand that reference. This may be mainly because Dilbert books are NOT funny.


See what I’m getting at?
I’ve strayed a bit off topic here, but yeah, public transport sucks.

Yo Yo Ninja Boy

hello hello there people =]

Jing here! just thought i would write my first post here.

i recieved a mail from some random polish guy on my myspace.. and it just occured to me how pervy foreign guys really are. i mean, they really are horny horny perverts.. and they were like 30.. its just not fun for anyone. especially not me.

(names and photos have been changed for privacy.. aha)



"hello sexy ladyy.. i hope you dont mind me adding you on msn. i found the address on your myspace page..."
(my msn isnt on my mspace.. so wtf?!)
and i thought you were beautiful. my name is Alexander. how are you my dear? may i see you on your webcam on msn?
(.....)
"i wish i could see you now. or if you were here with me. you really are beautiful you know."
(erm.. okay....)
"you should really do some modelling.. how about you drop by mine and i can take some pictures of you?"
(.....)
(?!??!?!?!)
(BLOCKED)

so yeah.. thats how pervy they are.

RANT OVER

stay tuned for more =]

til next time.. tara!

Jing--xxx

Pete Jackson Is Getting Married

Hello, and welcome to a new revolution.
A revolution of technology
A revolution of Intelligence
A revolution of human kind

A BLOG!
So yes, we decided to start a blog. Our new revolutionary blog involves rambles everything from rambles to reviews to Jesse.
As you might have noticed, our text is coloured. If you have half a brain, you will soon figure out a pattern to the colours. However, for the benefit of the stupid ones out there, here is a quick explanation.
I (Olly) will write in RED
Jesse will write in GREEN
And Jingwen will write in PINK =]



Now, that’s fully understood, we can move on to the actually content of the blog.
This is a basic introduction to the writers of these blogs.
Olly – A fifteen year old narcissistic reviewer/blogger. Likes hats.
Jesse – A mentally unintelligent fifteen year old, with a stupid hair cut. Slightly funny looking, and likes Pokémon.
Jingwen – She CHINESE XD (and amazingly cool....ish). Is also a superhero, with the T-shirt to prove it.
So yes, this is the brand new blog of JESOLING
That’s all for now, watch this space for more entries.